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I maintain that it is worse for a non-virgin to go without sex than it is for a virgin to stay a virgin. At least you guys don't know what you're missing.

Oh, and it's currently been 3 months since I last had sex. My longest streak is 8 months.
 
actually thats not true.. they have escort services that are very popular and very umm well not trashy! in fact one of my best friends works for one
 
errr, unless you're a subaru fanatic, you must be a moron. either that or you've got some wacked out keyboard where the t and the d's are adjacent and you have fat fingers.
 
Five finger knuckle shuffel!

I don't understand? It's all around you! Unless yo in jail.
It ain't that hard to score. Wine'em, Dine'em, a little charm and BAM! (long route)
Hit the club! (short route)
 
~~~Masterbation
a way to trick your body into thinking you are more popular than you really are~~~

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WTF masterbating is boring now i have been doing it for the past six months you know and hookers aren't as good as people say they are!!! :mfinger:
 
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