Need help with a funny limerick poem?

i'm trying to come up with a limerick poem for my husband for his birthday. I have 2 ideas for a limerick that would be great.

maybe something funny about him and I. sexy? or just funny..his name is preston and I'm amanda. we do have nicknames tho..i call hm P and he calls me boo

Or even better...maybe one about his world of warcraft character?

the characters name is Ozz and shes a shaman.

i dunno something about her being awesome? lol

anything would help! im lost!!!
 
ok, here are a couple I came up with~ hope it helps
or maybe gives you some ideas~
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Amanda and Preston
a pair made in stone
once he made love to her
he couldn't leave her alone!
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There once was a husband named preston
who was famous for his molesting
Though he only touched his wife
he would not take anyones advice
and she never did very much contesting!
 
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