Name and shame the worst films that you've seen at the cinema this year.....

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....I've done this already....



I have nee seen Indy 4, but my breh says it's a big pile, so I'm not gonna bother.

10,000 BC looked crap, but you already knew that.

I think half the praise with Forgetting Sarah Marshall was Russell Brand. They've just discovered his charms across the pond, and he was seen as a major selling point over here. I'm waiting for it to be a fiver on DVD before possibly wasting my money on it.

My only beef with T'Dark Knight was that it was a little long. Other than that, it exceeded my expectations. I felt it was important that they made this film, because now we can all laugh at Daredevil and Superman Returns even louder than we did afore.

As for Disaster Movie, I'd rather eat my own turRAB than sit down and humour the makers of that shite by paying it any attention ins Kino.



LOL. Still felt robbed. Nice! :D They ought to have paid you.



Unless you're paying five grand a head to have Friedberg and Seltzer offed by some charming, quiet French assassin.
 
The Strangers.

Every horror cliche in the book phoned in and put into one hackneyed plot and masquerading as a "suspenseful horror".

A truly rubbish film that should've been classed as straight to bargain bin DVD material at best.
 
Mine was 'The Happening' - with a film like that, you need to just sit back and let the nonsense plot just go over your head while you watch the action, unfortunately the acting was so bad that you couldn't even do that.

I think the directing left a lot to be desired also - in particular a scene where a bunch of people watch somebody being savaged on a mobile phone video stood out to me. The camera cuts away so the audience cannot see the full extent of the killing, however all the characters just stand there watching it and don't even flinch or look away!

This film was just too bad.

Although reading this just reminded me of 'Meet the Spartans' as well, though I don't think anyone was expecting any different when they went to see it were they?
 
Oh i loved the strangers. I was scared of turning out lights for about two nights.

But I think they could have added depth by making the murderers satanists, don't you think?
 
I think they should have made them gypsies.

They should have knocked on the door and asked Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman if they wanted their driveways tarmacked, and then when Tyler and Speedman refuse, they should have started tarmacking the drive anyway much to the couple's chagrin, when the couple refuse to pay....thats when the suspense starts.
 
I'd like to add Righteous Kill to the plot....went on a first date with a new man...he let me choose and this is what I came up with!! :(

I assumed since it had both De Niro and Pacino in it, it'd be a quality film....how wrong was I?

Knew what the ending was going to be about half an hour into it (if that!) and was ready to leave at almost the same time!
 
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