Name and shame the worst films that you've seen at the cinema this year.....

Watched this film after hearing great reviews about it and forced myself to carry on watching it even though it started really slowly...just when you thought it was going to get going,it ended. Absolute garbage wouldn' t recommend!
 
Well almost the entire film is shot with a "shaky camera", so I wouldn't recommend it if you suffer from motion sickness.

But I enjoyed it, and so did the people I went with. We did have free tickets, though.
 
Skipping? What...skipping through the movie to get to the end? ;)

As for Disaster Movie:

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What?....No, it's a great movie....
 
Indy 4's probably the worst flick I've seen at the cinema this year.

I went to see 10,000 AD (the nephew wanted to go see that or Meet The Spartans and it was the lesser of two evils) and whilst it was pretty rubbish, it didn't offend me or anything. Probably having low expectations helped.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall was kind of...forgettable. It wasn't bad or anything, but I don't get why it garnered so much praise.

And I know I'm in the minority, but I wasn't that keen on Batman. The hype probably left me hoping for too much - although I want to watch it on DVD to see if I was wrong first time round.

One thing I'd like to know, is why anyone went and saw Disaster Movie/ Meet The Spartans/ anything from that dreadful stable of movies?

You surely can't have expected anything approaching good?
 
Meet the Spartans (and before anyone says something, my friend and I desperately wanted to see something and there was nothing on except hannah montana which we were hardly going to see :O)
P.S. I Love you (I think that was this year :S)
Juno
 
1) You're the only one who noticed the fruits of my labours last time.

2) It reaRAB as, "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha," forwarRAB, backwarRAB, upwarRAB, downwarRAB, diagonally, and in the fourth dimension, but you can't see the fourth dimension, because you're too busy talking about films.

It's art. :sleep:
 
AVP2, when I walked out I turned to my friend and asked 'What exactly did we just spend the last few hours of our lives watching?'
Indiana Jones 4, my god that was awful, nothing made sense, CGI was just rubbish and don't get me started on that kid in it!
 
Mirrors- Yes it was horrific...Horrificly awful.

As for the happening, I quite enjoyed it. I thought it seemed like an original enough concept and wasn't disappointed. In my opinion it's M.Night.Shamaylans best work... Well anythings got to be better than the village hasn't it?

But my favourite film this year would have to be, Stepbrothers;a warm funny tale.
 
Mamma Mia (didn't see it by choice... probably the closest I've ever come to contemplating suicide in a cinema!)

The Happening (the only thing that SHOULD have been 'happening' was the end of Mark Wahlberg's career and M Night Shymalamalalamam realising he can't direct for shit and going to work in a petrol station or something)

The Love Guru (you know the phrase 'scraping the barrel'? Mike Myers knows it too. He LIVES at the bottom of that barrel)

The Dark Knight (just kidding... one of the greatest comic book films of all-time, deliciously dark and full of great performances. Christopher Nolan is the finest British director of this generation)
 
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