Well, I beat everyone. I just spoke to my cousin who is a Scientology master who through telepathy read the mind of a Hindu monk who astrally projected himself to Nokia's HQ in Europe (slow day at the monastery, I would guess) who after having a heart attack while on location got reincarnated as a fly on the wall. He heard their entire 2007 business plan.
Guys the N95 is coming! Shipped by aliens to save on massive air carrier costs. Man, Nokia people think of everything!
Except putting decent batteries on their top end tier phones I am afraid. I guess they are not miracle workers after all. Meh.