MySpace creeps the fucking shit out of me...

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If you are hot, cool, ghetto, etc. you'll have stalkers in no time.

Shannon's MySpace - 842 Friends

WTF?! My future girlfriend will most likely be dead before I get to marry her!

Hence why she never updates it.

Actually, what's weird is that I joined as some heist I was going to pull on rednecks, but knowing myself, I'm a lazy asshole and I never did it. Now I'm stuck using it because people want to see my comments.

Shit.

Also, why the fuck did I put in my real ZIP code?! I went undercover as Ben Dover, Jr. and as soon as people see my picture they're like "Oh Jim! Let's add him!"

And because I'm not a cunt I add anyway for a laugh or two.

Now I know why MySpace takes off - you have two groups of people:

1. Dumbass teenagers. Emo. Conformist. Pop-stars. Brats. You name it.

2. People who give it a go, and hate it, and are actually intelligent people, such as me and Shannon, who are now "stuck" using it because people need our humor services.

Why can't we blast this site off the face of the fucking Earth? It's become the new black. And by black I mean black, ganja pride, sluttiness, tardation, and conformity all rolled into one.

To MySpace fans and addicts: Kill yourselves. NOW. Drop your fancy fucking "blinged out" cellphone with pot antennas and a voided warranty. Pick up your landline. Call some friends.

There are better ways of communication than AIM and MySpace. You know -hearing and seeing people and shit. And if you are only going to use your webcam for porno, unhook it or at least TRY to communicate with it.

That is all. I've been holding this in for a year and it feels good to let it out.

EDIT: I FORGOT TO STATE THAT PEOPLE LOOKING FOR MYSPACE PUSSY ARE FUCKING LOSERS, AND IF YOU WANT "HOT" SEXXX FOR A NIGHT CALL UP YOUR TRAVEL AGENT AND HAVE A TWO WEEK LONG FARANG BASH IN THAILAND.
 
This post reminds me of a Tool song :) "Hooker with a Penis".

The idea behind the song is that someone told them they were selling out, and if you listen, you'll hear at the start "I met a boy wearing vans, 501s, and a
Dope beastie t, nipple rings, and New tattoos..." who tells them they are selling out...

To me, you are doing the exact same thing Descent... you use the very thing your complaining about. Dont put up that 'i have to because they like my comments' crap... if you didnt want to use it, why would you? Just dont go there, pretty simple...

Bah. Pot calling the kettle black.
 
If you don't like it, don't use it!

I have a myspace account, I use it while I am bored, and I have met some very interesting people in there. I only have 18 friends, and I refuse to add people for shit and giggles. Anyway, as stated before, if you don't like it, don't fucking use it.
 
Actually, I do the same thing you do, MINUS meeting new people.

And the only reason I use it is because I put other people before myself 100% of the time. They want a laugh - so I'll do it for them. It's part of my personality and it makes me feel good when I do that. I thought you all could have figured that out by reading my post.

However, I must say, it IS a good alternative method of instant messaging provided someone is "offline" and you have info you need to give them, and you don't have their phone number, etc. You can do that with ICQ but ICQ is pure spamness. But that rarely comes in handy, and I've only needed to do it once yesterday after the London thing went under. Most people in my demographic rely on MySpace instead of email...



RCP: Read -> Comprehend -> Post. Reading 50% of a post is a cardinal sin, because I, like many people, state the other conflicting half of the initial argument later on.

Actually, I think you did do that, just never comprehended it.
 
I read the whole post, fyi.

If you write an entire post about how you dislike something, and then claim that you use said thing, under the pretence of doing it because 'other people like my humour'... id suggest you just save it. Especially when your going to mention youve been holding it in for a year. Now, im assuming that also means you've been using MySpace for a year, i may be wrong. Nevertheless, a year is MORE than enough time to make a decision about whether or not something is worth your time. Hell, after a week or less you should be able to grasp some kind of idea, such as 'hmm, tards seem to be adding me all the time' or even the blatantly obvious 'wow i dont really like this MySpace thing'.

If you dislike a certain cafe or restaurant (be it for the service, poor food, whatever), do you continue to go, because the staff like taking your money? I highly doubt it.

If your going to have a crack a knocking something, make sure you dont take yourself down in the process.

RCP please Descent. Or just RC. :)
 
I fuckin' hate Myspace, it's such shit. But I do enjoy laughing at some of the morons I go to school with when they put some picture of themselves posing like fucking Backstreet Boys up. Losers. :thumbsdn: Not cool.
 
thats basically why im using it.. but now i cant use it cuz my dumbass soccer mom just put up one of those site blockers.. and it blocked myspace cuz it said it has pornography and "misc" and "personals" on it.. what kind of shit is this?
 
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