Myleene "concert pianist" Klass? First klass oxygen thief? That Myleene Klass? Remember her piss-poor performance on Celebrity Mastermind? Specialist subject "Sex and the City, Season 1". But wait! Not just S&tC season 1, but S&tC Season 1, Episodes 1 to 6, or something like that. Points scored in General Knowledge round - zero. Nil. Nada. Zilch. So she just swans around in a cloud of vacuity from programme to programme. Concert pianist? I know how all the pieces move in a game of chess. Doesn't make me a grandmaster.