Now I've been a member to these forums for a while and most of the time I don't post, I just read and enjoy other's misery. I just want to get a couple things off my chest and vent a little bit about stupid people and other crap. If you don't like what I have to say, don't bother replying with your "I can't believe you think.." crap as I really don't care, you're not going to change me or what I think. If you agree with something I say go ahead and let me know. Either way I'm going to go to sleep tonight and not think about any of you.
First thing is the Houston Texans:
What the hell were they thinking winning yesterday's game against the Cardinals. I know I shouldn't say this, as a Houstonian, but I was hoping you lost. Now there is a chance we wont get the first round draft pick! (Reggie Bush #5 from USC). Come on if you have no chance of making the playoffs at least increase your chances next season by getting Number 1 pick. Also, fuck David Carr!
Next, Female Activists:
Look, if you are an independent woman, good for you. I'm sure every guy here likes the idea of having a woman that can pay the bills and take care of the kids (should something happen). Now if you are a woman who says " I don't need a man emotionally or finacially." you are missing out. I'll be the first to say I depend on my wife and my wife depends on me, we have an "Adult Relationship". If you are looking for a man to stay at home with the kids and cook your dinner when you come home, chances are he isn't going to be a man. I'm all for equal rights but at the same time there is a double standard. If you want to change the double standard all you got to do is... Grow a full blown stand alone without taking pills, bitch! And for any of you women on this website don't come around my wife with your slanderish bullshit, I swear I'll stomp on your ovaries.
Non-Smoking Restaurants:
I know California and New York City have a ban on smoking sections in restaurants. Now Houston is trying to do the same. Let me explain something to you. If you don't want to smell smoke while you eat, Sit in non-smoking bitch! If you are highly allergic to cigarette smoke think of it this way, being allergic to cigarette smoke is like being allergic to the sun, smokers are in every state and every town in america. There is no escape, if you're allergic to cigarette smoke it's god's way of telling you to keep you candy ass indoors for the rest of your life. I hope the idiots complaining about second-hand smoke die from lung cancer.
Devil Worshipers:
Do you really think the Devil will give you the time, attention, and compassion your mommy and daddy obviously didn't?
Crying Babies in public:
If your kid cries extremely loud during a Movie or at a Restaurant. Don't try to calm it down. Grab the kid take it outside and you and your kid don't need to go back because trust me, nobody wants you there. This is the product of "Timeout". Here is what I have to say either whip your kid's ass or give it up for adoption so someone else will do it. Plain and simple, if your kid repeatedly cries loud in public and people stare at you... You're a bad parent! I have two kids and I didn't take them anywhere until they knew how to act in public.
Abortion:
I believe everyone has the right to decide if they go to hell or not.
Suburban "Gangstas":
If you are a 16 year old white/asian/indian/etc male in a nice neighborhood and think you are a 16 year old black male that lives in Section 8 housing. I hope one day you end up in prison so the real Gangstas can take what little pride you ever had and shove it up your ass without vasoline. I'm not saying white is better than black I'm saying you aren't a gangsta and you never will be. Get over it, 50 Cent is not talking about your life, neither is Tupac.
That's pretty much all I had to get off my chest. Thanks for reading. If you have a problem with something I said.... See you in hell.
First thing is the Houston Texans:
What the hell were they thinking winning yesterday's game against the Cardinals. I know I shouldn't say this, as a Houstonian, but I was hoping you lost. Now there is a chance we wont get the first round draft pick! (Reggie Bush #5 from USC). Come on if you have no chance of making the playoffs at least increase your chances next season by getting Number 1 pick. Also, fuck David Carr!
Next, Female Activists:
Look, if you are an independent woman, good for you. I'm sure every guy here likes the idea of having a woman that can pay the bills and take care of the kids (should something happen). Now if you are a woman who says " I don't need a man emotionally or finacially." you are missing out. I'll be the first to say I depend on my wife and my wife depends on me, we have an "Adult Relationship". If you are looking for a man to stay at home with the kids and cook your dinner when you come home, chances are he isn't going to be a man. I'm all for equal rights but at the same time there is a double standard. If you want to change the double standard all you got to do is... Grow a full blown stand alone without taking pills, bitch! And for any of you women on this website don't come around my wife with your slanderish bullshit, I swear I'll stomp on your ovaries.
Non-Smoking Restaurants:
I know California and New York City have a ban on smoking sections in restaurants. Now Houston is trying to do the same. Let me explain something to you. If you don't want to smell smoke while you eat, Sit in non-smoking bitch! If you are highly allergic to cigarette smoke think of it this way, being allergic to cigarette smoke is like being allergic to the sun, smokers are in every state and every town in america. There is no escape, if you're allergic to cigarette smoke it's god's way of telling you to keep you candy ass indoors for the rest of your life. I hope the idiots complaining about second-hand smoke die from lung cancer.
Devil Worshipers:
Do you really think the Devil will give you the time, attention, and compassion your mommy and daddy obviously didn't?
Crying Babies in public:
If your kid cries extremely loud during a Movie or at a Restaurant. Don't try to calm it down. Grab the kid take it outside and you and your kid don't need to go back because trust me, nobody wants you there. This is the product of "Timeout". Here is what I have to say either whip your kid's ass or give it up for adoption so someone else will do it. Plain and simple, if your kid repeatedly cries loud in public and people stare at you... You're a bad parent! I have two kids and I didn't take them anywhere until they knew how to act in public.
Abortion:
I believe everyone has the right to decide if they go to hell or not.
Suburban "Gangstas":
If you are a 16 year old white/asian/indian/etc male in a nice neighborhood and think you are a 16 year old black male that lives in Section 8 housing. I hope one day you end up in prison so the real Gangstas can take what little pride you ever had and shove it up your ass without vasoline. I'm not saying white is better than black I'm saying you aren't a gangsta and you never will be. Get over it, 50 Cent is not talking about your life, neither is Tupac.
That's pretty much all I had to get off my chest. Thanks for reading. If you have a problem with something I said.... See you in hell.
