She has been watching sex ed videos & tv shows for years now. Always trying to spice up our sex life. I thought it has been okay all these years but she keeps on at me not to treat her like a retired woman before her time.
Last week she asked me to get on all fours on the bed. i found the request odd but did it anyway. Before i knew it she was sniffing around my bottom like a truffling pig. I was shocked & outraged at the gay implication of the whole thing. I must say though on 2nd thoughts, it wasn't the worst feeling in the world.
How can i get her to calm down?
John - don't get me started. She calls it a batty wash, the dirty sow. I wouldn't have minded but she was there for ages & complained of "poo particles" liek i should be expecting an inspection there at any time. Urgh!!
Last week she asked me to get on all fours on the bed. i found the request odd but did it anyway. Before i knew it she was sniffing around my bottom like a truffling pig. I was shocked & outraged at the gay implication of the whole thing. I must say though on 2nd thoughts, it wasn't the worst feeling in the world.
How can i get her to calm down?
John - don't get me started. She calls it a batty wash, the dirty sow. I wouldn't have minded but she was there for ages & complained of "poo particles" liek i should be expecting an inspection there at any time. Urgh!!