My swinging Gardener pruned my wife's bush, help?

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Monkfish

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My wife suggested spicing up our flagging love life with additional people, I did not immediately dismiss the idea. . She said she had noticed the gardener & thought he might help out. My wife is somewhat cavernous downstairs and I thought this might be the thing to get our lovemaking back on track. It was arranged for after work, but when I got home , I found them hard at it without me. She was wailing in ecstasy and he was grunting, they stopped as they noticed me & the gardener, naked, got up turned and faced me. To my horror his erection was a massive 6 inches long. Speechless, I went downstairs & watched Emmerdale, Shortly after the gardener left, now I can hardly bear to look at the wife & she now says swinging is wrong & won't do it with an extra girl. I feel so cheated, what can I do
Answers in rhyme please people, this is the poetry section
 
Alas you were cheated by your selfish Mrs
As your feelings she casts aside and dismisses

But feareth not ye who wanted to swing
My remedy, simple, is just the right thing

The gardeners wife is sitting at home
So go round and give her one dressed as a gnome

If the gardener comes back earlier than expected
A gnome he will see and be so unsuspected

And then again when he leaves the room
Get back on the wife and boom boom boom.
 
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