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John says Hello!
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I started last week. I went to school and my stomach felt a little larger than usual and wouldn't stop rumbling loudly even though I had eaten. I felt so embarrassed and when I went home I ate a lot hoping it would help. The next few days showed no change but starting Saturday my stomach made no noises but my intestines made this whining, almost fart-like noise. It's so embarrasing in class and I don't know what to to get rid of it! People are gonna think I'm nasty and like to fart a lot and most likely won't believe me if I tell them it's just my stomach or intestines making ugly noises (because I know I probably wouldn't). And I really don't want the girl I like to hear me like that because then she'll think I'm a pig or something and my chances of going out with her will drastically drop from a whopping 1% to a miserable 0%!! (i'm serious about not wanting her to hear those noises though) Can anyone help me?