My snake's been invite to a formal dinner. This is his first time outing. Will he

[Super Midget IX]

make an asp of himself? He has never been to a function of this scale before. The event might rattle him. He hasn't learn to use his knife and fork tongue very well yet and I am scared he might not viper his mouth properly

 

[People Are Yellow]

So long as he wears a boa tie, he should be fine.

 

[remoserjr107]

Maybe he should wiggle out of the invite.....!!

 

[kŀāŚś ÀçΤ]

You will be on his menu list.

 

[Veritas]

That should go over like a lead fart

 

[p bear brown]

...keep your nasty as* snake put up..
who in the he** wants to see it anyway...
...you've seen one, well you've seen them all.

 

[Okra]

Only if he leaves your pants

 

[Megan :O]

God. I can't think of any witty replies. First answerer stole my 'boa' joke.
-.-