My snake's been invite to a formal dinner. This is his first time outing. Will he

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make an asp of himself? He has never been to a function of this scale before. The event might rattle him. He hasn't learn to use his knife and fork tongue very well yet and I am scared he might not viper his mouth properly.
 
He should do ok, as long as he minds his fangs, and doesn't shed on the carpet.
 
I'm sure he'll be just fine.. perhaps take him to an etiquette class if you are really concerned! If not just teach him all he needs to know.
 
Of course he will make an asp out of himself. Haven't you taught him manners? Take him to an etiquette school before it's too late. Oh by the way, he stole your best silk tie!
Hiss........terical!
 
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