My snake's been invite to a formal dinner. This is his first time outing. Will he make

[Super Midget IX]

an asp of himself? He has never been to a function of this scale before. He hasn't learnt to use his knife and fork tongue very well yet and I am scared he might not viper his mouth properly. The event might rattle him.
"penis metaphor"? Oh please...
It is YOU who have a dirty mind. This is purely a play on word question. VERY G rated.
Thank you.

 

[BR Tiger fan]

ssssounds ssssscary.

 

[jms043]

Your biggest problem is where to put the cummerbund.

 

[Red]

What snake are you talking about? Is it your mate? Hee Hee.

 

[jms043]

Your biggest problem is where to put the cummerbund.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Penis metaphors arent that funny any more.