MY roomamte has a beard and we want to make fun of him, any good jokes?

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Eric G

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roommate growing out a beard and thinks its "the coolest thing EVERRRR" and we want to make fun of him by calling him diff names ne one have ne good jokes?

examples from Knocked Up:
you look like the shoe bomnber
your beard looks like Robin Willaims knuckle
 
- As his beard grows tell him that he's starting to look more and more like his mother each day
- You can tell him to stop going down on his own or someone elses mother you want to make fun of, and when he says he's not doing it or says 'how would you know', tell him you know cuz all the evidence is on his face. This one works best with larger and messier beards.
- call him a carpet/rug face
- call him a lumber jack, with this you can extend your jokes to lumber jack stereotypes that associate with it
- tell him he looks like bin ladens/sadams butt buddy
- if he has a patchy beard then tell him he looks like he's gluing pubes to his face and if he is to please stop.
- if he wears glasses you can call him charlse manson
- call him the bearded lady
- nickname his beard 'the pedophile beard' and make fun of him using pedophile jokes, this one is great and probably lasts the longest
 
Dance/jump around him in circle pointing at him and jabbing at his ribs, singing and yelling "beard! beard! beardy beardmeinster! beards are weird, weird beird guy! beiiiiiird!"

That'll show him.
 
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