My partner wants to do water sports?

[Reginald]

My partner suggested we try water sports but he knows i cant swim so i told him he better get me water wings, he said dont worry lover you wont need them and he's been drinking water like its going out of fashion.. Whats he up to or planning? do you think hes booked us in for a holiday in spain and he's drinking lots of water to stop himself getting dehydrated? Im all excited now, i wonder what he has planned for me?

 

[thedaydreamer666]

You're so mature.

 

[.*.]

I guess it would be a good idea to ask him what he means by
"water sports"

 

[Monkey Magic]

Try Jet bikes first rather than jet skis, much easier for a beginner. Or if your budget won't stretch to that windsurfing is great too.

 

[WHAT?]

oh, ohhhh those water sports, I thought you were talking about...oh never mind

 

[mango]

I think he doesn't exist and you've made the whole thing up

 

[Raspberry Sparkles]

Both I know and you know what 'water sports' means but I'll play along for the sake of your humour!
Make sure you wear a 'rubber' ring when playing these water sports if you can't swim, I've heard it can get quite choppy out at sea. The water is a golden colour this time of year and is body temperature so you won't freeze at least!
Also if you go under the little water fall make sure you wash your hair properly afterwards I've heard it can leave a bit of a pong if left untreated!
Good luck and don't drown!

 

[Darn]

I really thought that water sports was a sexual term for playing with urine provocatively or to get pleasure out of it. Seriously, look it up. Might that what he's talking about? I mean, you better talk about it with him right away if you think he means it in the manner in which he'd pee all over you and whatnot.