Scott,
$200.00 Damage estimate
$200.00 Motorcycle pick-up
$600.00 40 days storage at $15.00/day
$1,000.00 Total
That doesnt' seem "completely absurd in every possible dimension of reality," to me. A bit pricey perhaps, but not "completely absurd."
Let's break it down:
$200.00 for a damage estimate. Sounds about right. Consider that the industry norm is to waive the fee if you have the work done, so 20/20 probably wouldn't have had to pay for the estimate if he had opted to repair his bike. You don't really expect AMS to do damage estimates for free, do you?
$200.00 to pick the bike up at the garage. This seems a bit high to me, but I guess that depends on how far away the garage was from the dealership. If it took 2 guys 2+ hours, then $200.00 dollars is fair.
$600.00 for forty days storage. That breaks down to $15/day. If anything, that seems a bit lower than standard storage rates. Your hyperbole notwithstanding, it's certainly much lower than parking rates in mid-town Manhattan.
It's hard to fathom why you would bad-mouth AMS so badly; you aren't even a party to this incident and have no personal knowledge of the facts. My years as a lawyer have taught me that the truth often lies somewhere in the middle. To blindly side with 20/20 and trash AMS without any personal knowledge of this incident is irresponsible, and arguably libelous. If I were Jeff Nash and I read all that smack you posted, I would have told you not to bother coming back also.
Bottom line: Italian superbikes are expensive toys. Nobody ever claimed they weren't. Like they say, "if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
Just my opinion.
Elton