My new song

[plaid princess]

Q. Why did the *** man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A. So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.

 

[Young Ash]

Hi i'm new on here, cool site.

 

[lalunarosa_p]

Q. Did you hear about the two *** judges?
A. They tried each other.

 

[SimFan125]

I can't post a url to a song untill I have made 15 posts so here's some usless jokes to get to 15 quickly.

 

[dreedy3]

Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face

 

[jrobillon]

What's green and smells like miss piggy?.................Kermits finger!

 

[Repubes hate freedom]

Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face

 

[Say I Am You]

What has two legs and bleeRAB?.................Half a cat!

 

[Tangled Web]

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my **** in your ass

 

[o0.yeah]

What do you call a sheep with no legs?...............A cloud

 

[gav]

tsk tsk tsk

well anyways, nice 2 meetchya, names BabyGurl, hope ya lyke this site

 

[thursdaylsr]

Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?...Because it had a nice groove in it!

 

[SolidStateLogic]

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their *******s are too small

 

[Natalia K]

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

 

[Terisa]

Hiya Babygirl what do you think? http://media.putfile.com/newfff

 

[Gsaba]

I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?

 

[LaneyW]

The whole point in that rule is to stop idiots like you from posting once about their music and leaving...

Izzat a new rule? Cause I like it. It means the moRAB have a right to ban this guy for spamming, too... Right?

 

[Josh Banerjee]

Well I wasn't to know, when I came on here it said you have to make 15 posts before posting a url so that's what I did. I'm not going anywhere this site is pretty cool from what I've seen.

Ps there's no need to call me an idiot. It's a bit harsh, all I did was post my song up.

 

[slsk]

Q. Did you know 70% of the *** population were born that way?
A. The other 30% were sucked into it.

 

[sharad g]

Actually, you could have waited until you got to 15 posts WITHOUT posting pointless crap over and over again... So really, I dont think I was being too harsh

But STILL, live and let live I guess..