My mom keeps attempting to discuss with me the classic "Birds and the Bees" speech!!?

[?Esther Joy?]

Where should I hide??

 

[?Mr. Kite?]

Go along with it and then ask her some very uncomfortable questions.

"Hey mom, what's teabagging?"
"What's a fluffer do?"

 

[peacegirl14love]

a brothel!
then, when she finds you, she'll know you already understand it!

jkjkjk.
its best to just...get it over with. and dont ask questions.

good luck.

 

[? Tooth and Claw ?]

Just tell her you know the mechanics, and then she'll only give you the part of the lecture concerning ethics lol.

 

[Sluttythenun]

Dont hide dear, you should sit and listen and when she ask you if yo have any questions ask her "What you do when the bee wants in the birds back door?"

 

[Chocolate in my pocket]

Tell her all you already know and scare the crap out of her.

 

[Steven B]

Gutted, I know it's embarrasing lol I just researched it A LOT lol interesting too, just accept it or tell her to get you a book...You could always have sex infront of her lol and be all proud of yourself lol joke Try the Cupboard?

 

[GC girl]

at my house..........in the highest cupboard you can find

 

[Lauren]

in the closet

 

[Nahira!!]

Listen to her, have the discussion. Its great that your mom wants to make sure youre knowledgeable. She wants you healthy and to not be a parent until youre ready.

 

[I'm with the b@nd]

in a nunery

 

[£ove §omebody.]

RUN, ESTHER JOY, RUN !!