My husband is so hooked on cable news shows that he won't get up to go to the

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bathroom and he wets his pants? Every evening after dinner, it starts with O'reilly. For hours my husband won't get out of that chair. At commercial breaks he flips to keith oberman. After a few hours, he would fidget, but he'd be so caught up in the show, he wouldn't go to the bathroom. Inevitably he would wet his pants. (Once he even had a bowel movement.) Even then, he woudn't go change until well after midnight. I put plastic over his seat, but he said it isn't comfortable, so he removed it. I bought him some adult diapers, but he refuses to wear them. He says they aren't comfortable. What can I do?
 
Replace your TV with a hamster cage, maybe a lava lamp. Say it was stolen, say the black helicopters came and took it away. Blame Rush Limbaugh.
 
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