My husband can't cook and I'm turning into Gordon Ramsay ?

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What should I do? I either kick him out and get another man myself, or I scream profanities with accent and throw things on his face.

Case in point, last night he made Ravioli... using FROZEN ravioli from the store and CANNED sauce !!!

he clearly doesn't love me enough to make HOMEMADE food. Apparently, I only rate high enough to have whatever freezer-burned, microwaveable-in-plastic crap he decides to over cook that day.

I work 80 hours a week and he is a stay at home dad with 3 children and does not work outside the home. Why can't he just ONCE turn a proper risotto, make ONE load of homemade bread, or roll out ONE batch of homemade pasta without getting the dough wrong !!!!
 
Tell him to come over my house while you are working....I teach him how to cook........♥ * checks cupboards for ingredients*
 
I know this is a joke. If I were him I would kick you out you are truly one ungrateful woman and you should not have married him if he didn't have a job.
 
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