My gf and I are looking for different ways to be intimate without actually having

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Ok! try this. Go to Walgreens. Buy a ShamWow a 2 liter of Mountain Dew Code Red and a poncho. Have your girl wear the clear plastic poncho and bite down on the ShamWow. Next take off your pants, achieve an erection and stand above her. open the 2 liter of Code Red and pour it onto your penis and have runoff drip into the ShamWow. Next your girl sucks the Code Red out of the ShamWoW. This is erotic as well as deliciously hydrating.
 
sex. Any Suggestions? Ok, so here's the deal:
My girlfriend and I have been trying to get more intimate. Problem is, we're both inexperienced and need some suggestions. Some for me, some for her. So far, we've tried:
-nipple sucking
-breast grabbing (she likes it, believe it or not)
-biting
-body rubbing
and
-dry humping

Any other ideas?
Legitimate links also welcome

and please remember, we're trying to stay away from actual sex.
 
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