My fucked up life

Unlike most of you assholes, I can feel this guy. Maybe his dick is really, really small. In wich case he'll probably be rejected by the girls he loves for all his life, and that's if his confidence level goes up enough to be able to date them first...

My advise would be find a girl who's really, really small.
 
thats actually OK. advise RageAgainst. But first of all, the guy didnt write how small his penis was, and since he was complaining so much, its gotta be way below average, meaning, its gonna be hard to find a girl that small - he would have to look a lot + he might not even like that girl (neither love or physical attraction)

Even better advise would be, make a lot of money.. Hell, you heard me right. Devote your life to the single purpose making as much money as fast as possible. Then you can buy the most beaitful women in the world, you can even pay them to predent to be your girlfriends. Man, if you have enough money, you can pay an actor to live with you and "play" to be your wife. Wicked, I know.

Seriously. I dont really see the issue here... btw isnt that what the experts say, that you can turn sexual energy into creative energy? So, even if you dont have sex before you are some years older and a millionar, thats gonna be the reason why you can become a millionar hence giving you access to the most beautiful women in the world. (heh, you see its a bit paradoxial and going in a circle ;)

Patience my friend. I cant state this enough. Patience is so god damn important in life!

So, any ideas for a brilliant invention so far?
 
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