My friend told me he is bike curious and said he wants to ride it badly.?

[Dr. h2o]

I don't get it, why would someone want to ride my bike???

 

[BooTs™]

he wants to lube your rear end with his sprocket.

 

[Monkfish]

Before you go racing round there to give him a ride, let me warn you that there's always a big But involved with this sort of arrangement & with your suspect mate anal

 

[MonaLisa]

tell him you'll give him a ride on the handlebar only