Hah. Hilarious.
Anyways, I'm still tired as hell, but here goes a couple off the top of my head:
One effect of LSD is a feeling of anticipation about 15 minutes after ingesting it. I had taken two medium-sized tabs (this was when I was not very experienced with it) about half an hour apart and I wasn't feeling anything 45 minutes after the first one. But I was really excited and I knew it would be soon.
What seemed like hours later, I still had nothing. I was freaking out because I thought I might have done something wrong, and I didn't have a sitter (only a friend who was also tripping). He was all the way off on his own planet, watching his cell phone glow and waving it around to get tracers. I decided fuck it and started to watch T.V. Suddenly, I was sitting on the couch, and the entire room moved down in a spiral. It didn't do anything visually, I just had a very distinct feeling of the entire world moving down in a spiral. I then started tripping full-force, and I saw the cell phone my friend was playing with. The blue glowing screen spiraled off and floated like an orb. It got bigger until it enveloped me and became an enormous planet. Everything in it turned electric blue too, and I just sat there as my couch was like a platform from which I could see everything on this planet. It was all marvelous until my friend yelled "It's hungry!" Suddenly the world shrunk to a tiny dot and I snapped out of the trip. It had seemed like 5 minutes but it was the next day and I was tired as hell. I tried to go to sleep but I couldn't. I thought I was done tripping, and I stared at the ceiling. At this point I completely beleived I was back to normal, and I was freaking out because the ceiling looked like it was breathing. It was moving in and out, and I swear it breathed so deep it must have been yawning a couple times. I watched it forever until I blacked out.
Wow. I didn't mean for that to be so long. I'll post another one later.