My first time...

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benniboio

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Yeah im high right now for the first time ever. it feels like one of those dreams where you are falling yeah you know them ones, well thasts what it feels like. but yeah how it happened, my friend walked up to me and asked if i wanted some brownies, so i was like sure, yeah well after i eat two of them he tells me that they are weed brownies and im like oh well i don't feel anything i should be good. yeah we asked him how much he had and he said 5 zipploc sandwich thingys and that he used almost half a bag in the brownies. so yeah about halfway through chemistry it hits me and im just like "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in the middle of class. then the drive home yeah that was interesting i have never been so paranoid in my life. and now im doing crap around the house but noone can tell. im gonna go now, bye bye.
 
Pshhhht. I remember the first time I ever got high. I ate a fucking shit load. I mean I got the munchies like you wouldnt believe. We had a whole fucking tin of lasagne left over from a catered party, and I ate the whole fucking thing cold. I was messed up. And my stomach hurt like a motherfucker in the morning.

Then, about 3 days ago, I smoked up with the most fucked up shit ever. I dont know what it was, it was my friends sisters shit, so all I know is I got a free ride. Holy shit was I fucked up. I may have ventured here, so any posts from that night were a result of that.

I've got a lot of funny drug stories including dxm trips and cocaine shit.. but thats for another day.
 
I remember the first time I had weed. Nothing happened. Are you sure this is your first time? Rarely is there an occurence where something happens on your first time. Trust me, I smoked some good weed, too. Anyways, I'm over that bump in the road now. Other priorities. I remember I got high again a few months ago and tried posting on a forum... hehe...that was fun...



Yeah, I was stoned off my ass. It was in a thread dedicated to stoners :)
 
My first time, there was no such thing as a forum yet. But My Atari 2600 got a real workout. We would sit around and watch MTV play atari, and toke up. I was the first kid on the block with both of them. A good barganing chip to have friends with herb come over and spark up.

To coin a phrase: "A friend with weed is a friend indeed"
 
First time I got high, I felt like I was on cloud 20. Everything looked all colorful and shit.

After that, I never felt anything from it again. Maybe I was smoking dirt or something.
 
Yea...definately dont hit taco bell....I had to learn that one the hard way... (swear to god...taco bell burritos smell the same both coming in and going out.)

Ingesting the weed is much more efficent so thats probably why you got so fucked up. My first time was the night that I found out I won class president in like the 10th grade. I smoked close to a 1/2 oz to only get marginally high. We were smoking shitty regs though. The only thing I can say is that the Munchies will hit...but if you dont act on them right away and find something else to do...they'll go away. Keep some cold water and Kool-aid on hand....make sure you learn how to roll a decent blunt...and dont try to take gorilla hits when you're still a baby smoker.


P.S, Google the phrase "Gravity Bong" read up and enjoy.
 
My first time, was on the side of my friends house, out of an aluminum can.


I got stoned as shit, and started walking through the woods after midnight. A cool older dude was chilling with us, and he brought some shrooms, so I tried shrooms, the same day I tried Mary J.

We ended up getting lost in those woods for about 6 or 7 hours, and were still trippin from the shrooms into school the next day.


I was probably a 6th, or 7th grader. It was great.
 
Ah, this reminds me of a book I was going to write a while back.

Stories from a Stoner.

Heh.


Anyways, this one time, at band camp, I...

OK, now really. My friend and I had stolen a football from the school.OMFG! REBELS! So, we're sitting there, about to smoke weed, when I say, "Hey, let's make a gravity bong out of that football!" Friend looks at me kinda funny and then a light goes on. "Hey! I'll go get the scissors!" So he goes off, find the scissors(which took a while since we were a bit high already) and we cut off the top of the football. Then we put some tin foil on top of the football, shaped it to fit as a bowl, then took it off and filled it up with water. Then he punched a hole in the bottom and I filled the bowl up with the rest of our chronic. Lemme tell you, that was frickin' awesome. I felt we were making a statement, smoking out of the school's football, and all... :)

Another time, another friend and I were behind my house. I was giving him some alcohol that he had bought off of me(I'm a bootlegger of sorts) when I say, "hm...what's this?" And I pulled out a bag of weed I had hidden away in the rocks. "Dude, no, I quit smoking." I looked at him and said, "That's alright, I'm just gonna smoke a bit myself. You can sit there and watch." Needless to say, he smoked a fair share of weed. :) That's not the great part, though. His little brother was there, too. He's in 5-6th grade now, maybe. Well, my friend and I were baked off of our asses, and he was asking for a bit. I said, "Hell no! You're a little kid, dude!" My friend said that the only weed he was going to get was going to be from him blowing into his face. Anyways, I decided, oh well, it can't hurt that much, so I let him do it. Heh, his lil bro got pretty high. We had a broken plastic(no, not rusty) oar in our backyard. This oar was hollow. Perfect for filling up with rocks... So, little fucker fills up the oar with rocks and starts dumping them into the deep end of my pool. That little bastard... he just kept walking back and forth dumping them into the pool while we sat there and watched.

Oh yeah, he forgot the alcohol when he left :)
 
First time I ever got high, was probably back in 9th grade, when I was chilling with my friend Matt. At that time, he was smoking cigarettes alot, and then a couple minutes later, hes like "let's go into my sisters room". Anyhow, we knock on his sisters door, we walk in, I see all these bongs all over the place and a pipe sitting on the dresser. Matt then goes "Hey Katie(His sister) you got a bowl?" and she busted out a bag, put a bowl into her pipe, took a hit of it, passed it to my friend, then to me, probably went around twice before it hit ash. I didn't really feel much, cept a lil' bit of the munchies.

The second time I got high(which is more exciting than the first) It was at my friend Randy's birthday and we were smoking a few bowls, and then hes like"Wanna come with me and ryan?" "Well, what are you guys gonna do?" "We're gonna go get a bag from my homie Josh." Anyhow we proceed to Josh's house, and then he got a bag, probably smoked up about 6 grams in double and tripple glass perker bongs. I was so stoned I threw up. Then the ride home was interesting, chilling in the backseat, listening to ear-shattering bass. Next day woke up at 3pm.

Ahh, the good ol' days. :thumbsup:
 
LSD was my drug of choice :thumbsup:

I'd trip out, my sitter would fuck with me. When I'm not dead fucking tired I'll post some of my more interesting stories.
 
I remember the first time I smoked weed, Ohhh.. that was fun, It wasn't because I was stoned, 'cos some rarely feel an effect their first time. But because we started with my friends asthma can, Jesus if you want the fucking giggles and floatness, Do that, god that was fun, Me and my friend were around the dinner table infront of my dad and her dad, and we found the potatos so fucking funny. :D

That was when I was 11, and ever since then my stoner stories have ALWAYS got better, and 'shrooms,...Oh my 'shrooms, I miss them :sad:
 
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