2nd Spaghetti and Noodles, Chapter 7:Verse 21:
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Dude, Bro,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Sauce who is in heaven. 22: On that day many will say to me, ‘Dude, Bro', did we not do remote viewing in your name, and cast out Leprechauns in your name, and do many mighty palm readings in your name?’ 23: And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness. 24: You will find yourself in the land where the beer is always flat."
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Dude, Bro,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Sauce who is in heaven. 22: On that day many will say to me, ‘Dude, Bro', did we not do remote viewing in your name, and cast out Leprechauns in your name, and do many mighty palm readings in your name?’ 23: And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness. 24: You will find yourself in the land where the beer is always flat."