My Dog's Ass!

i can help you through your time of need....follow directions....
1)take a bagle
2)caress it in cream cheese
3)FUCK IT! IN IT'S BAGLELY HOLE AND TELL IT YOU LOVE IT!
 
If your sweetheart dog is still having wicked shits, make sure she is still getting enough water. Try getting some plain, non flavored pedialyte (for kids) and get her to drink some. If she wont drink, give it to her w/ a turkey baster down her throat. Dehydration sucks. Pedialyte works wonders.

Have you called the carpet cleaning company to complain? Bitch loud enough and you can probably get them to come out and clean the place again for free.

Bitch on, sister.


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at the vet, they will charge you a big fatty chunk of cash to put her on an IV for fluids. If she is refusing fluids, then by all means, take her to the vet ASAP, but if she is still feeling kinda icky, or is just recovering, and you would like to speed it along, there are some things you can do yourself to save you some $$$$ and keep your pup more comfortable as she convalesces.
 
true fact, she knows her dog best, and she should do whatever she is most comfortable with.

Unfortunately, there are some easy fixes that not everyone knows about. I have worked at vet clinics and pet stores, and some vet offices are just Money Hungry, which is just plain sad.
 
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