Alright, so just hear me out on this. We're all familiar with the big bang theory. Now, this theory does a great job of explaining the universe today, but can't explain what caused the big bang, or what lead to the existence of matter. Well, I have a theory on the subject. My theory is that the true origin of the big bang was a single event that took place in pre-time: the hatching of an indescribably large egg, which was laid by an indescribably large bird.
Any thoughts?
Any thoughts?