My booking agent died in a tragic "Last Bear Claw at the Breakfast Buffet" accident...I

[Buk]

had no choice...? ....so now I'm not sure who was booked for today's show.
Any ideas?

 

[Rez]

*looks up from shoes* what's happening? Who's got bearclaw?

 

[sweet oly]

my puppet show at the old age home was cancelled due to punch and judy censorship. i will work cheap. i need the gig. oly out

 

[Betty Sparkles]

Oh my, doing yoga in front of Sacha? I'm not sure that's safe!

Surprise us.....

 

[Madam Naka]

Oh Buk I beg you to put Watermelon and us out of our misery from her whining. She has been ready for her chance in that chair for 2 years. I never imagined someone could beg harder than I did...but she has.

 

[Sacha]

Betty and I were booked for your show. She's demonstrating yoga and I'm cooking up some great comestibles.

 

[Lucky©]

*jumping upand down clapping* Your gonna do a BUCK show,,,oh god who to pick there is so much drama on here I do believe I read McGuido FUCKFACE is scheduled to appear

 

[shultzie knows best]

Ma ,Bluebell,Mizzy and Sin
a more interesting "View"

 

[Kat (busted)]

seeing as there is yoga going on, can I sell these used wine corks for people with the windy wops?

 

[LibertyX]

I'm an alcoholic and I'm also kinda whorey. After about 5-6 shots of Bushmills I am liable to do or say almost anything.

How bout a drinking contest themed show with me and another couple of drunks? Drunks are funny, we say stuff and do stuff and peee on stuff and cops hate us.

 

[Mizzy]

that one, that one over there....no...the one bent over tying his shoes....yeah


ok...really...I'm with betty, surprise us!

 

[Valkyrie™]

My sister might have been a good choice, but after the 'Candyland incident' from years ago, she's no longer with us. Well, at least now you can go to the bathroom during a game without fear of anyone moving your game piece.

 

[Watermelon Nerd~ ~MYNATF]

*lays on the floor in a fetal position, crying, ever hopeful*
Oh, I'm sure it will be great no matter WHO you choose.

 

[Ravencalls]

That would be .. ME !!..

who else?..

 

[Cannot-remember -chit]

any one you want BUK