I thought VEGANGELICA's lyrics were great! Toretorden's song was clearly the best, though.
Here's the lyrics, they're pretty rough though and I can't recall if I actually ended up singing them the same as they're written:
rabroad is a really cool place
why don't you come and say g'day
My names Lateralus, I've got a few frienRAB
Why don't you let me introduce you to them?
There's jackhammer, he's got eclectic taste
dreadnaught's a mod and she's got a pretty face
LoathesomePete took over boo boo's position
'Cause boo went a bit mad over feminism
Then there's dac he likes Radiohead
And Antonio posts in just about every thread
FaSho's pretty cool he's the youngest of the lot
savannah likes country music and she's pretty hot
& then there's Rezz... he's into dreams and pot
Captain Caveman is the local troll
right-track keeps the spammers under control
Terrible Lizard is trying to start an internet meme
Fruitonica is from Australia like me!
You'll find Freebase Dali in the sexual experience thread
While sweet_nothing chills out with Blur instead
Conan used to write for the rab gazette
Roygbiv has a tattoo of a cassette!
Piss Me Off likes The Smiths, khfreek likes Muse
Bulldog's profile has had 1,173 views!
333 is a fan of Bill Hicks,
sleepy jack always has problems with chicks
Comus likes prog, Yac is some kind of god
toretorden is a really good mod
gunnels' name is JD, another mod is Big3
cardboard adolescent is always talking philosophy
crash_override lives in san diego,
then there's also ToeAndNo,
Alfred likes punk, Flower Child is pretty ace
and mr. dave convinced me to learn the bass
Can't forget SATCHMO and his eyeball
Or coreyallen and Wendycal the most infamous of all!
JayJamJah likes Van Morrisen
And I think its just about time to end this silly song
A lot of the others are kinda the same
and wolverinewolfweiselpiegeon is a really long name.