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Mr Immigrant lands at Heath row Airport and goes through immigration, with the immigration official greeting them with flowers. Also going through customs, there are banners greeting them saying in big writing.
"We know 90% of you are not really persecuted in your country and you just want a free ride at the expense of the English people. BUT THAT DOES NOT MATTER, COME ON IN I LOVE YOU. IT DOES NOT MATTER IF THE MAJORITY DISAGREE WITH THIS , WHAT I SAY GOES" yours sincerely Mr Bully Gordon Brown.
So with a smile on is face he goes into a shop and buys a can of pop,but was given to him as a good will gesture.
Mr Immigrant opened the can and out popped a genie. Welcome Mr Immigrant , i am going to grant you 3 wishes. What is your first wish.
Mr Immigrant says, Can i have a million pounds for nothing?
The genie says of course you can, then with a click of is fingers a million pound appears. The genie then says "2 more wishes Mr Immigrant go on". So Mr Immigrant says , Bloody hell can i have a Mansion. So with a click of the genies fingers up pops a beautiful mansion.
The genie then says "its your 3rd and final wish Mr Immigrant. The imi thinks for a while then says , I want to become a British citizen. However on this occasion when the genie clicked is fingers everything disappears.
Mr Immigrant with know longer a smile on his face say. Were as it all bloody gone, the genie replies , ' YOUR BRITISH KNOW, SO YOU GET FEK ALL ".
"We know 90% of you are not really persecuted in your country and you just want a free ride at the expense of the English people. BUT THAT DOES NOT MATTER, COME ON IN I LOVE YOU. IT DOES NOT MATTER IF THE MAJORITY DISAGREE WITH THIS , WHAT I SAY GOES" yours sincerely Mr Bully Gordon Brown.
So with a smile on is face he goes into a shop and buys a can of pop,but was given to him as a good will gesture.
Mr Immigrant opened the can and out popped a genie. Welcome Mr Immigrant , i am going to grant you 3 wishes. What is your first wish.
Mr Immigrant says, Can i have a million pounds for nothing?
The genie says of course you can, then with a click of is fingers a million pound appears. The genie then says "2 more wishes Mr Immigrant go on". So Mr Immigrant says , Bloody hell can i have a Mansion. So with a click of the genies fingers up pops a beautiful mansion.
The genie then says "its your 3rd and final wish Mr Immigrant. The imi thinks for a while then says , I want to become a British citizen. However on this occasion when the genie clicked is fingers everything disappears.
Mr Immigrant with know longer a smile on his face say. Were as it all bloody gone, the genie replies , ' YOUR BRITISH KNOW, SO YOU GET FEK ALL ".