Movie Quotes

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we've all got our favourite movie quote and was hoping some ppl would like to share theirs with everyone, long or short, mine are these:)

Full Metal Jacket : "you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth, your not even human f***ing beings, your nothing but un organized rabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t"
(or anything the drill instuctor says in the movie as it is all funny)

The Shining : "Heres Johnny!!!"

Pulp Fiction : "oh you ready to blow? well im a mushroom cloud laying mother f***er, mother f***er"

Shawshank Redemption : "get busy livin', or get busy dyin', thats god damn right"

Die Hard : "yippiekyay mother fu*ker"

FrienRAB (ross to chandler at the gym)
"hey, dont you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecks?"
"no i want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts"

thats a few of mine, theres plenty more but cant list em all:)

cheers:) what are yours?:)
 
There was a similar thread not too long ago with quotes, but I think it's about time we had a new one though ;)

Disturbing Behaviour
Rachel : Gavin thinks some sinister force has taken over the Cradle Bay meatheaRAB.
Steve : A sinister force?
Rachel : You know, evil. Nowhere to turn, no one to trust, altogether ooky.

Gavin Strick : Mr. Newberry here has got the full-on Boo Radley, village idiot, Quasimoto thing going, don't you Mr. Newb?

Clerks
Jay : Yeah, Silent Bob, your a rude motherf*cker, you know that? But you're cute has hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal.

Futurama
Fry : It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola]
Leela : This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.
Fry : My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela : No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.
Fry : Oh. How is it?
Leela : It varies from person to person.

[looking over an old Hippy Volkswagen bus]
Amy Wong : This speedometer only goes up to 80. This machine can only go as fast as 80,000 miles an hour?
Fry : Nope. But it has a driver's side floor and an eight-track with genuine mono sound.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : But where's the device to speed up or slow the passage of time?
Fry : Under the seat.
[Pulls out a bong]

Thank you IMDB ;) :)
 
The all time classic from the Usual Suspects:

'The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didnt exist'

One of my all time favourite films!
 
They Live

I've come here to chew bubble-gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of Bubble-gum


Daredevil

You're good baby, I'll give you that . But me? I'm magic.

Who framed Roger Rabbit

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way

10 Things I Hate About You

Why is everyone so hot for this girl? Has she got beer-flavoured nipples?

Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels

The entire Biritsh empire was built on cups of tea. and if you think I'm going to war without one mate you're mistaken.

Get Carter

You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.

Tin Cup

That was a defining moment. And the definition was 'shit'
 
How could I have forgotten that one - classic! Also...

Heathers
J.D. : Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.

Veronica Sawyer : Dear Diary, my teenage angst bullshit now has a body count.

...and of course...

Heather Chandler : F**k me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?
 
my best quote of all times comes from Evil Dead 2 from bruce campbell who play's
Ash and when begins to kick a** he say's "groovy"
 
Samuel L Jackson in Attack of the Clones - this always made me laugh:

"This Party's over!"

I can imagine a high priest type character on a far away planet (a long time ago of course) using hackneyed, cheesy American slang. I can't wait to see the next film and hear Yoda tell Count Duckoo too "to the hand you must talk! The face listening, it is not!"
 
some Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension quotes :

"that Buckaroo might be fast, i'll give him that, but one heat seeking missile and hes history"

"laugh while you can monkey boy!"

"they're asking if the emergency is off, or should they just go ahead and nuke russia?"
"yes to one, no to two"
"was that yes to nuke russia or not?"

"the president's on the phone Buckaroo"
"president of what?"
 
I robot

The *bad guy* is trying to tell Will smith that he didnt do it, and Will smith sneezes while he is drinking his coffee and says:
"O sorry....im allergic to bullsh*t!"
 
also i forgot

Dumb And Dumber:

"thats a lovly accent you have, new jersey?
"austria"
"austria!, well then, good'ay mate, (laughs) lets put another shrimp on the barby"
"lets not"

always funny that one with many others from the film!
 
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