Movie mis - quotes

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What are the most often mis - quoted movie lines ?
People are always saying (in a Rambo voice) :
"Don't push me !"
The correct line is :
"Don't push it."
He then continues "Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe"
 
"Play It Again Sam" is never uttered in the film "Casablanca"

What Humphrey Bogart's character says is "You played it for her, you can play it for me. ... If she can stand to listen to it, I can. Play it."
 
Obi Wan Kenobi never said "May the force be with you".

Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty!".

Forrest Gump never said "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you
 
Dirty Harry - 'Do you feel lucky, punk' should have been 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?'

and The Graduate 'Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?' should be 'Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?'
 
One of the worst and most annoying misquotes is one that isn't even a genuine quote at all...it's used by annoying people who insist on regaling you with their 'uncanny' Michael Caine impression...and it apparently comes from Zulu...

'Oi! Don't throw those bloody spears at me!'

Apart from the fact that it was never said...Caine played an upper class English officer in the movie, and not a cockney geezer.
 
They are probably saying that as a joke !
Like everyone says, in a Michael Caine voice, "My name is Michael Caine. Not a lot of people know that" :D
 
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