Motherfucking neighbor.

bologna on the paint, banana in the tailpipe(s), and chocks under the front tires. if he has a runner board on his truck, put grease, oil, or vasiline on it so when he steps on he slips and smashes his face, loosen the radiator cap, those are just the ideas off the top of my head that could happen to him if he were to really cross someone.
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more* (yes i added a shameless monty python plug)
 
You could always call the cops on him every single time he threatens the kids. I just hope he never has a real accident involving the neighborhood children. He'll go to jail for premeditated stuffs.


You could always set up some sort of video cam to record everything he does in that ally. and then send it all to the police. Something sounds kinda off about this creep.
 
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