Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names

[PMoney]

Okay so I have one more, and whether you consider them metal or not you have to admit it's cheesy.

 

[musheezz]

Decapitated Jesus?

That's horrible.

And it's not even creative.

Wtf.

 

[Red Flag]

Arguably metal..but dry kill logic? korn? (with the backwarRAB R)
why.
i think i could handle korn if it weren't for the stupid r.
mushroomhead could be both a drug and sexual reference..its pretty strange.

 

[koolerthantim]

Arrgghhhh! Two Fisted Double Chain Axe Blow. The best and worst band name ever.

 

[gatorgirl]

haha, is the "Arrgghhhh!" actually part of their name?

Like are you supposed to ask your frienRAB, "Hey man you ever heard of ARRGGHHH! Two Fisted Double Chain Axe Blow?!" >

 

[ifeellost]

Drowning in Formaldehyde, I might have mentioned it earlier.

 

[z3r0xisxn0txh3r0]

I mentioned some of those, but wow... Vomit Erection? I **** on Your Face? The Decapitated Midgets? Hymen Holocaust? Are they even trying any more?

 

[randy :D]

The memo was in the post you replied to.

 

[storywriter]

bathtub shitter is a good one

w/ the album "lifetime shitlist"

 

[Shansl5]

Encyclopaedia Metallum - AAAAARGH! Bloody 2-Handed Chainaxe Blow

 

[' The Beast']

:usehead:

 

[ImAPQler1]

lol thousand foot crutch is not metal

 

[viclioce]

Coal Charaber

Could never understand why they picked that name, not that it matters nowadays

 

[Marie-E]

What about Psychic TV? They've put out some saccharine pop material, yet they are quite subversive as well.

 

[mackiegirl12]

These are, in my opinion the most ridiculous metal band names. If you have any you think are worthy of being included that I missed, feel free to mention them.

C*ck and Ball Torture
Japanese Torture Comedy Hour
Gonorrhea P*ssy
Teen P*ssy F***er
Cemetary Rapist
Funeral Rape
Anal C*nt
Gutted With Broken Glass
Abominable Putridity
Drowning in Formaldehyde
Infernal Revulsion
Coprophagia
Sexcrement
Sikf*k
Fetus F***er
Torsof**k
Dying Fetus
Disfiguring the Goddess
Cannibal Corpse
Sperm Swamp
Cesspool of Vermin

 

[imported_D_M]

The funniest metal band name I have ever heard is A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake.

 

[Terri L]

Rectal Abortion

Decapitated Cattle

 

[anners]

Agree, it is a bit strange

 

[KobeBryantMVP]

"Satan's Almighty ****"

 

[bar_mar_mar]

do you listen to any christian metal?