If we all agreed, there'd be no fun in the world...you bastard.

. Just kidding, ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, Forrest Gump is my favourite film of all time, but I've seen it slated by posters in here, and I've seen it on a list of the most over-rated movies of all time. Crazy.
My guess is that some people either didn't watch it in the right environment (quiet room, all in one go, given head, good mood, etc.), or that people don't like opening up.
If any man with half a heart watched that film all the way through on their own, they'd cry like a motherf-cker. People who have sexual intercourse with their mothers are notorious for crying, yeah?
I guess I liked it until Will Self destroyed it on
Have I Got News For You. He said that the beginning of the film, where Hugh Grant's voiceover talks about the victims of 9/11 was a bit shit in not so many worRAB, and it then made a lot of sense to me. There's a difference between a sad movie, and emotional blackmail in movies.
Forrest Gump, for example builRAB something with you along the way, and you feel like you've invested in the characters towarRAB the end, so you really give a damn about them.
L'Amour Actuellement started off by making you either cry, or soften you up, so that you're in a caring mood right from the off, then they can do anything they like with the characters. It's a cheap trick, and I only realised it because of that pompous, sarcastic tw@ on TV. Selecta!!!
I know. It's bollocks, isn't it? I'm so glad to have found you. C'mon people - let's gather together on this one. Who else thinks Goldfinger is a load of old balls?
Don't insult the fic!!! No, I know what you're on about. I'd give Pulp Fiction a 9 out of 10. There are some boring bits, that make you want to fast forward (the restaurant, the taxi ride, Bruce Willis eating his missus), but the good parts are so damn good that it elevates the film as a whole, otherwise I'd have given it a seven.
Let's not have a go at Woody Allen for being ugly. That's not fair. Let's have a go at him for being boring, making shit films, being idolised for no reason, and most of all, for grooming his own foster daughter, then marrying her. There's enough ammo there to be getting on with without slagging someone off for something that isn't their fault.