Most crappest film youve seen lately

men who stare at goats it was crap the dogs bollocks a waste of space .... yet it got really decent reviews:eek:. but make no mistake it was s h i t:mad:
 
Tried to watch Twilight on one of the movie channels the other night. God, I don't quite know what people see in this film but I just don't get it. The protagonist is the most boring, emotionless vacuum of all character I've ever seen on screen. I think she had one facial expression throughout the entire film. Wasn't that exciting either, seeing as Edward the vampire guy is pretty much invincible and perfect so it ruins all the drama (if there even was any).
 
Tonight i saw Lady in the Water on BBC1. Directed by M.Night Shymalan.

Seen all his previous films and the one he made after this but hadn't seen this particular one. I remember it got panned at the time so was curious as to what it was about and if it had a twist.

First off, no twist. But the film itself was utter shite! One of the worst films i have ever seen. I didn't understand what he was trying to achieve, it felt like there was no point to the film, no story and no intelligent plot to speak of. To me it made no kind of sense at all and felt like a pure waste of my time. I wanted to be entertained, this film was not it.

This is the film that started the decline of his career. As i'm typing this i still can't believe how crap the film was and how he actually cast himself as one of the lead characters! Come on!
 
I paid to see that at the cinema...i've never felt so robbed of time and money in my entire life!

You should watch Shyamalans 'The Happening', it takes awful to a whole new level (although it does have the almost film saving scene where Mark Wahlberg tries to bargain for his life with a house plant!).
 
I was disappointed by this as well. Reviews were good. Real people said it was crap. I'd read the book, which I found very interesting, but because it wasn't a story, the story that they tried to create in the film felt forced and just didn't work.
 
I would have to say, most of the films Sci-fi have shown in the season they are running at the moment.

Merlin and the Book of Beasts was one - dreadful would be to polite - they were not even bad enough to be funny.

War of the WorlRAB 2 was another - confused, dreadful) acting so bad they would have been out-acted by a marionette with loose strings.
 
I saw one, just a while back, and it is the first ever film i have actually fallen asleep at the cinema with, i also went to the toilet a few times, because of boredom.
It was called The Spirit .. :yawn:
 
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