Most crappest film youve seen lately

We've got that on DVD :D

And the original of course. On the boat, off the boat, on the sub, off the sub, on the sub, dinosaurs caveman end......

C Thomas Howell shows up in a fair few LOW budget jobs these days. Including The Day the Earth Stoped (Which is better than The Day the Earth Stood Still remake...)

And also Alien Invasion classic "War of the WorlRAB". And of course, I don't mean the Tom Cruise version. Which was sh1t too...... lol...

Anyone seen Transmorphers? :cool:

I love how in the commentary, even the producers keep slipping up and calling them Transformers......oops.....
 
I recently saw Valhalla Uprising. Apparently it is considered, by some, a masterpiece!

What a load of wank! Pointless story, bizarre characters and a complete waste of time.
 
Nah...can't agree.

The whole point of the movie was that it was supposed to be based on 'found footage'...people who happened to be having a birthday celebration in an apartment and filming it with portable cameras...and suddenly a 'beast' invades New York...and they keep the camera running as they try to escape.

So the movie is made from the perspective of the people with the camera.

I thought everyone knew that - and would know what to expect when watching it.

But it seems not...so to certain people who did not know what to expect...lo and behold, they don't like it because...well, primarily they were confused by it, they did not understand the whole concept of the handheld camera footage...and because it went against the normal conventions of moviemaking...it was BAD.
 
The Happening and a B-Movie called 100 Million BC.

Even though it's a movie and it's meant to be fictional, I just couldn't believe how rubbish The Happening was. Plants, for some reason, decided to release a gas that made people who breathed it in want to kill themself. People attempted to run away from wind. The plants suddenly decided to stop killing people as soon as the male lead and his love interest went outside at the end.

100 Million BC might actually be the worst movie I've ever seen. I skipped a lot of it, but the CGI animation for the dinosaurs was awful. The T Rex kept changing size, had about 12 teeth - all on the outside of its mouth for some reason - and it's feet looked like Barney's.

I thought Knowing was okay but the ending let it down.
 
Prince Of Persia - Absolutey shocking story and the acting was crap too.

Alice in Wonderland - was about as good as Charlie in the chocolate factory........Utter Shite!
 
Except for a jump-out-of-your-seat moment at the very end, Paranormal Activity was a major letdown after quite favourable reviews. Just the same as The Blair Witch Project and equally as crap. 2012 was boring as hell too.
 
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