Most annoying things people do in a cinema?

Like other posters, I hate noisy people (ones who have seen the movie before or a couple gigling at sh*t at a non funny moment in the film etc.), ones who sit behind you and kick the chair, the ones who manage to have a endless popcorn bucket (seems like that) who eat throughout the whole film, when a film is near the end of a run and its a more or less an empty cinema and someone comes in and they sit near you (they got around about 90% empty seats) and make noise, why do people do that do they need to be near someone lol

Nowadays I usually wait to the end of a run unless its a film I really want to see then its fun times ahead ...not !!! lol
 
When youre watching a serious movie and its at a really intense part and then..... the screen freezes and it stops working and you have to leave and return at a later date (i no its not somethin some1 does) but it really annoying i think it happened with 3 films so far. Or again when its a serious movie and a intense moment some annoying git decides to make sum innapropriate noise. Its also annoying when the person infront of constantly figgits you feel like slapping tht person on the back of the head and shouting STAY BLOODY STILL
 
Jesus, I thought I was grumpy! Have you maybe thought about just waiiting until the film comes out on DVD? ;)

The only thing that annoys me is people talking, or coughing and sneezing constantly. They shouldn't be there if they have swine flu!
 
Thing that annoys me most is teenagers, acting like ***** and when you always seem to always get that very tall person, sit right in front of you.
 
One of the things I don't like is 'The exaggerated/fake laugh' on funny or apparently funny bits, as if to say 'EVERYONE I got the joke' even if it was not actually funny.
 
Its wierd for me whenever a cinema is half full everyone makes noise but when i saw The Dark Knight on openin it was full and not one noise throughout the film.
 
Mobile phones - for very much the same reasons as 'abarthman'. I don't mind people whispering every so often, or eating. But mobile phone usage of any sort is a no-no in my book.

I had the misfortune of sitting behind some douchebag who was looking at photos facebook throughout the films every 5 mins or so. I'd get a nice eyeful of screen light every so often in the corner of my eye and it was very distracting!
 
How about the mother of two toddlers who loudly 'whispered' the subtitles to her two bored and fidgety children throughout the ENTIRE screening.

Aaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhh!
 
I went to see The Final Destination 3D recently and it was full of little twunts who looked about 19/20 but were acting like they were 10. Most of them were talking and laughing, sometimes not just to the person next to them but to people on the other side of the room! The back 2 rows were full of wannabe 'indie' kiRAB with their skinny jeans, rubbish haircuts and poses who screamed every time something looked like it was coming out at them (most of the film, really) and had to comment to their frienRAB on how scary they thought it was and said several times throughout the film "it looks like it's coming out at me, oh my God, that's so freaky". (OK, understandable the first time it happens if they've never seen a 3D film before, but for the whole friggin' movie?!)

Needless to say they were constantly 'shushed' by everyone else there but it didn't do much good, until the bouncer walked in, got the film paused and told them if they didn't shut up they would be all thrown out and barred. He did this of course by going into the main culprits faces and almost shouting at them. They never looked so uncomfortable. It worked though, but thats what I hate when going to see a film, annoying tweens who won't shut up and make as much noise as possible or play on their phones. :mad:
 
Perhaps the people who need the film explained to them, have the inability to shut up, can't go 2 minutes without checking their mobiles or have to go to the toilet constantly should be the ones to wait for the film to come out on DVD?
 
My bugbear is people who pay for the standard seats, and then two minutes after the film starts stand up and go and sit in the premium seating. I have a back problem so I pay a higher price to have a more comfortable seat. Also I once took my son to a film showing in half term, there were about six kiRAB in a row all messing about and ruining the film for everyone else, the adult in charge of them was sat in a separate section with her friend (don't know if she was a childminder or not). She was fully aware that they were messing about throughout the whole film and did nothing to try and stop them.
 
Latecomers. They stand about in the aisles, often right in your line of sight, trying to find an empty seat, whilst their eyes are still adjusting to the darkness.

And then they unsettle everyone in a row by trying to reach the empty seats at the end of the row whilst muttering "excuse me", "sorry" and "thanks" to everyone who they disturb.

And people with weak bladders should stay away from the cinema or sit on an aisle seat near the exit, so that they don't disturb everyone every time they go for a pee.

There should be no entry to or exit from the auditorium after the film starts.
 
People texting and one during LOTR was having a telephone conversation with his mate. Are you that socialable and popular that you can't live without your mobile for 3 hours!? :mad:


The bloody bloke who brought his young kiRAB to a 12A movie, they were scared out of their minRAB and started crying and he gave them a telling off for crying and threaten to take them out but he wouldn't take them out because he wanted to see the end, selfish pri*k! :mad:


When your frienRAB start making "witty" comments out the side of their mouth that you can't hear above Dolby stereo sound and when you turn to them to ask them to repeat what they said you miss the best bit :mad:


People clapping and cheering after the end of a good film. Who are they showing their appreciation for? The actors? The script writers? Producers? Well they can't bloody hear you! What are they hoping for word to get back to Hollywood, that the film was well received in a small market town in rural Wales!? Or are they showing their appreciation for the cinema staff and projectionist, well people they didn't have anything to do with the film, their name wasn't on the list of credits at the bottom, they just showed the film!


Intermissions, can you not stop still and concentrate for 3 hours? It is just an excuse for the cinema to cash in in the hope that you buy more extortionately priced food and drinks.
 
i HATE more than anything when there's a really tense scene in a film and the whole cinema is quiet - apart from the **** who you can hear unwrapping sweets right across the auditorium GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

also people eating popcorn. sorry i know its what people do at the cinema but the noise they make sometimes. people think because its dark they can eat like pigs. NO YOU CAN'T!!
 
I like it when its a small cinema but its annoyin when its you and someone else and the only other people in there are a group of 17/18 year olRAB and they decide to change seats every 10 minutes. just stay where your sat.
 
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