Most annoying things people do in a cinema?

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Walkers bloody Crisp, please how anyone can eat the crunchiest crisp in the cinema is beyond me! The crunching and the scrunching of the crisp packet just turns me evil!
 
I was watching Funny People at the cinema and a group of 16/17 year olRAB wouldnt shut up from the trailers till about half way through the movie and then half way through movie the thing that made me laugh most (even more than the film) they said this film is crap lets go and then they went.

This made me think what is the most annoying thing someone has done in a cinema?

I remember a group of kiRAB were flickin up popcorn to get in the way of the projection when i saw The Dark Knight that was really annoyin cause i loved that film.
 
the usual already mentioned here - especially unwrapping sweets and talking, but once I got VERY annoyed to be sitting behind a couple that wouldn't stop snooching and blocking the view (if anything else). If that's what you're here for pick the back row or better still book a hotel room! :mad:
 
I agree with you although I reserve the right for exceptional circumtances to mumble a low volume criticism, e.g. in Quantum of Solace after the parachute escape from the plane I issued an involuntary "No Way!", this was not my fault, a simple passing understanding of gravity demanded it.

Outside of this patrons of a cinema should endeavour to keep as low profile as possible, if I don't know that you exist; then you are on the right track.
 
I hate it when you've found a great seat with no one in front of you, and then just before the film starts, someone tall or with big hair plonks themself down and their head takes up the middle of the screen :D

I also hate people who rustle with packets of sweets. I was watching a film a few weeks ago and these people behind me spent about 15 minutes, throughout very dramatic scenes, wrestling with a packet and then passing it to the next person - I was so close to turning around and telling them to just leave it .... but that would be rather insane xD
 
Mobile phones. Not only the mouth-breathers that answer or make calls - they really should be shot in the face by the cinema staff - but the morons that can't sit for 90 minutes without having to check their text messages or whatever and, in so doing, create a distracting glow for anyone sitting near or behind them.
 
When l saw 'Fish Tank' recently, the film started 10 minutes after the stated programme time and people still came in after 20 minutes into the film! There should be a cut-off point after which customers are not allowed into the screening!

Also, l found it strange that at this particular showing, some people kept coming in with tubs of popcorn! This made me thinking which type of film they were expecting to see!
 
I was watching X Men one time when some woman and her partner brought in their BABY who understandably cried throughtout the showing, luckily I had already seen it due to a teensy fixation with Hugh Jackman but THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!

Also, I had this little group of 12 year old sh*ts behind us during one of the Harry Potter movies, that I was really looking forward to. They kicked my seat repeatedly despite me asking them to stop, moved their straws up and down the drink lid so it made that squeaky noise and just generally being little arsewipes. So at the end of the film, while I was still full of rage, I followed them to the pizza hut on the complex where the parents were waiting for them and told the parents exactly what their little angels were up to. If looks could kill (the kiRAB, not me), those parents were not happy!! :D
 
I hate people who talk all the way through the bloody film and unwrapping of sweets etc :mad:
When I went to see Phantom of the Opera in the theatre, there was an annoying couple who talked/texted their way through a lot of it. Pricks :mad:
 
This could be a relatively little known sexual perversion.

These perverts actually get their kicks by sitting close behind you in the darkness of a cinema and do, well, what sexually aroused people do.

Not kidding. Search for it on the internet and you'll be shocked.

You may also feel a little dirty when you realise what they were doing behind you. You may even find pictures of the back of your head.
 
Last time I went to the flicks, might have been the new Terminator. I purposely sat well away from everyone else in there - it was relatively empty. Just as the aRAB were ending a couple came in and sat right behind me. They had an entire empty row to sit in but no they sat right behind me.

They proceeded to talk and bang their feet on the seats until 20 minutes into the film. I had to move away in the end. The only redeeming thing was the girl did actually leave to make a phone call and not sit there talking.

The rudeness is one thing, but really what is the point in paying
 
My Uni recently built a cinema within the building (basically a converted lecture hall, but with a big screen and cinema seats), and the best thing is that the part of the building that it's in is a mobile phone network dead zone! All cinemas should do this! lol.
 
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