Moronic hotel customers...

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123pielover321

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Hey man, that's fucked up, to be sure, but shit it's nothing compared to the daily browbeating that takes place afloat a cruise ship.

Now you're not just a hotel, but a floating one in the middle of nowhere that no one has any means of escaping from. You get to go home every night. I got to go home every six months!

You're also the source of entertainment. And suddenly you're in control of the weather and the seas. It's amazing how these omnipotent powers are granted to you once you sign a contract to work aboard a ship!

And if something goes wrong, it's guaran-fucking-teed that it was "the only reason I came on this cruise!!! WAHHHH!!!!" and you'll hear about it on the comment cards at the end of the cruise. And subsequently from your 5 bosses (think Office Space 'did you get that memo....yahhh...')

Sure it was lots of fun, and I had a great job on the ships (shore excursions rep and scuba diving/watersports director), but do I miss having to cater and kiss ass to every fuckface who thinks they're Donald Trump 'cause they got a last minute deal on a cruise for $200?

Hell No!

Cheers all,

WTFN
 
I hate it when ppl shit on others just cuz they think they deserve the world. Maybe if they were staying at Trump Towers or something they could expect it, but not the average hotel. I've done plenty of things in my various jobs to bend over backward for others only to get shit on. It really makes for a great day huh? *sarcasm*
 
Well it's been another wonderful night, this time I'm working 3pm to 11pm swing Friday night. Nothing too crazy at the hotel but right across the parking lot I saw some interesting stuff.

There were people yelling in front of the store and I know the theres only one woman working at the gas station over there. I had help at the desk so I went over to make sure things were ok. There was some white trash asshole screaming at his lady (I use the term LOOOOOOOOOSELY) and he was threatening everyone in sight. The guy kept mouthing off until some other guy, who had nothing to do with this white trash guy, told the white trash guy to "Shut the fuck up and leave". White trash man starts mouthing off, so the new guy just fucking levels him. In 15 second the white trash guy was bleeding from the face in several places, blood was all over the wall and sidewalk, and the new guy calls him a bitch and gets into his truck. White trash man still not having enough stumbles over and tries to fight the guy in the truck, the guy leaves and white trash man chases him down the driveway out. Then white trash man bleeding heavily walks towards the store again and some other random guy tells him to chill out. White trash man starts talking shit to him and that guy leaves, once again with white trash man chasing the car and screaming. I told the lady at the store to dial 911 once the fight started, and so white trash man was scared to "Go back to jail" and he gets into his shitmobile and speeds off veering all over the place. I got the license plate for the shitmobile and gave it to the police when they got there.

moral of the story, don't be such an asshole in public, someone might take offense and beat the shit out of you. What a dumb ass.
 
I worked that shift last night. I, too, work at a hotel. Tonight I'm on from 5pm til 1am. It sucks.

And if I hear one more person ask me, "Is that the lowest rate you've got?" or "Why are your rates so high?" I'm going to fucking scream. I DON'T MAKE THE RATES PEOPLE. If you don't like the fucking rate, don't stay here. We won't miss you.
 
Could I agree more with you? NO!!!!!!!!

Why do people think hotels are the haggle business?

Do you argue with the clerk at McDonalds or Staples or Wal-Mart or just about anywhere else about the price? Threatening to go somewhere else if the clerk wont cut you a "special rate" right then and there you'll just walk out? What gives people the nerve?
 
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