More Things that Piss Me Off

M

Margarita de la Rosa

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1. Americans who state as fact something they heard about some other city, county, state, region, or country.

If you've never been there, you have no opinion. Shut the fuck up until you do.

2. Non-Americans who criticize the United States of America.

We didn't start the world's problems and we aren't going to fix them all. Stop blaming us for all the things you don't like about the world. Chances are, we give your country tons of money and material every year because your nation can't hack it on your own. This is doubly true if we ever invaded your country for any reason: we rebuilt your country better than it was before. You're welcome. If you've never lived in the United States of America, you know nothing about it. Shut the fuck up.

3. Teens from anywhere who bitch and moan about how smart "older" people think we are.

We don't think we're smarter than you, pinhead. We are more experienced because we have lived longer than you. We have done more than you. We have made more mistakes than you and most of us have learned from those mistakes. We know more about the way the world really works because we have been in it longer than you. That's called life and we've had more of it than you.
 
I'm really not this bitter; don't tell anyone. I like to rant and I'll never change. If I calmed down, what would you do for entertainment?

On the other hand...People bitch about stupid things and most of them have no idea what they're talking about. People, in general, need to get a fucking clue. That's the service I provide. I try to give 'em a little of the ol' in-out while I'm at it. Some things really set me off and I just let 'em have it.

Before the World Wide Web destroyed the BBS community, we used to have weekly or monthly parties to drink, rant, and screw around. That was fun. It would be difficult to pull off these days, since some of the members are in places like Finland. It might be fun to drink with some of you degenerates.
 
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