Sent by: Sarah Bloom
Subject: My Friend, You are in Trouble
Apparently I have a friend who goes by the name of Sarah Bloom, who I've never met, or heard of before in my entire life.
She sent this to me using an e-mail that was supposed to be closed a long time ago. The only reason I still get these is because e-mails sent to that address automatically get re-directed to my yahoo mail account.
Why? Who the fuck knows.
Now, Sarah, you will probably never read this, but I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about the "software" that you're trying to sell me. And I'm not your friend. Also, the only trouble I went through was deleting your bullshit.
Subject: My Friend, You are in Trouble
Apparently I have a friend who goes by the name of Sarah Bloom, who I've never met, or heard of before in my entire life.
She sent this to me using an e-mail that was supposed to be closed a long time ago. The only reason I still get these is because e-mails sent to that address automatically get re-directed to my yahoo mail account.
Why? Who the fuck knows.
Now, Sarah, you will probably never read this, but I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about the "software" that you're trying to sell me. And I'm not your friend. Also, the only trouble I went through was deleting your bullshit.