moose in my loft

[*madmaddie*]

there's a moose in my loft. i heard it messing around last night, running aboot and stuff.

should i go up there and kill it? what if its too fast for me? :ermm:

 

[Jalyssa M]

How exactly was it "messing around". Are you Karl Pilkington at all.

 

[THE KiNG OF POP]

it was just fucking about, i heard it running around and laughing in its moose voice.

 

[blackdawn187]

maybe? he's there illegally though and maybe looks something like this

 

[hj325]

a moose is bringing back his dates to your loft?

How do you know it's a he, nazi.

 

[Shawn L.]

all the girl mooses I know are real sluts and they would just go for the quicky in the back of the car

 

[depoeta]

all the girl mooses I know are real sluts and they would just go for the quicky in the back of the car

Fair point, I never thought it thro'.

 

[Asalia]

I'd have thought you'd have had your fair share of mooses as well

 

[Chadwick]

I'd have thought you'd have had your fair share of mooses as well

Nah, I've got those things that annoy the fuck out of mooses and wee birds. You just plug it in and they don't hang aboot the hoose.

True story.