Ridley Scott Talks 'Monopoly' Movie - Cinematical
Yeah, Ridley Scott is gonna do a Monopoly movie. I wonder how it'll turn out. They should get Patrick Stewart for Uncle Pennybags!
I can imagine the trailers now..
narrator: in a world of cutthroat buisness men. One man strives to be better than the rest.
Pennybags: "We need to buy it up. Every street there is!"
assistant: "and the water works?"
pennybags: "that too! "
Narrator: From the man that brought you Alien, Gladiator, and Black Hawk Down, witness the rise...
Pennybags: "I CONTOL BROADWAY, PARK AVENUE, AND EVERY OTHER HOTEL THERE IS!!! AHHAHAHA"
narrator: and fall...
Pennybags: Good thing I have my get out of jail free card!
Police: you already used that last time, sir.
Pennybags: oh no!
narrator: of one of the greatest stories ever known.
assistant: You have the power sir.
Pennybags: I do indeed. I have a monopoly over it all!
Narrator: "Monopoly"
Police: You go to jail. do not pass go. do not collect $200.
narrator: in theaters next year.