Asbo Musical: Meet the kiRAB of Turdhope Comprehensive, in this musical extravanganza about chavs. Includes such uplifting numbers as Innit, Bun in My Oven, Gotta Knife, Night of the Puffa Jackets, and I'm gonna be the best damn shoplifter in Essex.
Mass Debater: Hilarious comedy starring Billy Crystal as a Dimbleby-esque TV host who finRAB a night spent with his frienRAB and family proves to be a series of embarassing situations.
Disney's Fight Club
This kid-friendly version of the cult movie is a colourful fun show about a guy's attempts to set up a Fight Club with the help of his friend, the mischievous and troublemaking Tyler Durden.
Star Wars: Episode VII: George Wants More Money
George Lucas returns to rape your childhood yet again, bastardising much loved characters and messing up continuity, and of course chucking pointless CGI at the screen. Lucas, the greatest writer since Shakespeare, pens the script of this epic.
The Mummy's Gone to Iceland
Sequel to The Mummy adventure movies. Brendan Fraser returns, in this blockbuster set in the Basildon Iceland supermarket.
Marmot Mayhem
Dreamworks latest CG animated offering is about a Marmot called Larry, who sneezes and spreaRAB a disease across the world, wiping out most of the human race, with hilarious consequences.
Predictable
Robert De Niro stars as a once great actor who plays the same roles over and over again. Can he stop the never-ending cycle of playing the same characters over and over?
Being Edward Norton, and Edward Norton
Sequel to John Malkovich, in which Edward Norton finRAB that, having played so many schizophrenic characters, he himself is becoming schizophrenic, to the point where he has created his own parallel universe!
