A Another Planet New member Mar 27, 2009 #1 I haven't had any for a while. Any good ones going around at the mo?
G GAVIN E Guest Mar 27, 2009 #2 Paddy is in a DIY store looking to buy a bath. After looking at a few, he decides on the one he wants. The day after, he storms back into the shop. 'Oi you!!' he shouts at the assistant. 'This bath you sold me is faulty, I can't get it to fill!!' 'Didn't you buy a plug?' says the assistant. 'You tw@t' says paddy, 'You didn't tell me it was electric!!!!'
Paddy is in a DIY store looking to buy a bath. After looking at a few, he decides on the one he wants. The day after, he storms back into the shop. 'Oi you!!' he shouts at the assistant. 'This bath you sold me is faulty, I can't get it to fill!!' 'Didn't you buy a plug?' says the assistant. 'You tw@t' says paddy, 'You didn't tell me it was electric!!!!'
