Mr. Joekzalott™
New member
This is one of several parodies I wrote 5 years ago that I just stumbled upon:
Librarian Girl
Librarian Giiirl
Why don't you let dooown your curls?
You know you want to
Librarian giiirl
A modest and quiiiet girl
But man, I want you
Librarian Giiirl
Just take off the specs
Let your haaair unfurl
I think it behooves me
To say that you're pristine
And never do you preen
Of the bookstacks, you're the queen
I want you, Librarian Girl *lip bite & finger wag*
Mm-hm, babe... alright...
Librarian Giiirl
Decked out in a string of pearls
You dress so discrete
Insults I don't hurl
But you look like a Golden Girl
But we'll fix that, baby
Librarian Giiirl
You know that you spin me into a whirl
Supafly just like Susie
Oh, you work those hips real mean
Fetching patrons magazines
And those books on Constantine
I want you, Librarian Girl
Mm-hm, babe... ayeeee (aye... ah, ah, ah)
Librarian Giiirl
Hot when you make your ponytail untwirl
I really should say
That your... blazer's real cool
Would look better on my stool
I won't spell it out for you...
Iiii want you, Librarian... Giiii-iiiirl
Aaall the tii-ime
Iiii want you, Librarian Giiirl
Aaall the tiiime
Iiii want you, Librarian... Giiii-iiii-iiii-iiii-iirl
Aaall the tii-ime
Iiii want you, Librarian Giiirl
Aaall the tiiime
I love yooouuu
I love you, baby
I want yooouuu
I love you, baby
Oooh!
I love you, baby
I want you, baby
Oooh!
(Giiiii-iiiiirl)
(fade out)
Librarian Girl
Librarian Giiirl
Why don't you let dooown your curls?
You know you want to
Librarian giiirl
A modest and quiiiet girl
But man, I want you
Librarian Giiirl
Just take off the specs
Let your haaair unfurl
I think it behooves me
To say that you're pristine
And never do you preen
Of the bookstacks, you're the queen
I want you, Librarian Girl *lip bite & finger wag*
Mm-hm, babe... alright...
Librarian Giiirl
Decked out in a string of pearls
You dress so discrete
Insults I don't hurl
But you look like a Golden Girl
But we'll fix that, baby
Librarian Giiirl
You know that you spin me into a whirl
Supafly just like Susie
Oh, you work those hips real mean
Fetching patrons magazines
And those books on Constantine
I want you, Librarian Girl
Mm-hm, babe... ayeeee (aye... ah, ah, ah)
Librarian Giiirl
Hot when you make your ponytail untwirl
I really should say
That your... blazer's real cool
Would look better on my stool
I won't spell it out for you...
Iiii want you, Librarian... Giiii-iiiirl
Aaall the tii-ime
Iiii want you, Librarian Giiirl
Aaall the tiiime
Iiii want you, Librarian... Giiii-iiii-iiii-iiii-iirl
Aaall the tii-ime
Iiii want you, Librarian Giiirl
Aaall the tiiime
I love yooouuu
I love you, baby
I want yooouuu
I love you, baby
Oooh!
I love you, baby
I want you, baby
Oooh!
(Giiiii-iiiiirl)
(fade out)