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Vyykes
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I need some michael jackson jokes!
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johN p. aka-Hey you.
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There are none. Everything you hear is true.
Don't listen to the guys who are on his side and like to backup a child rapist.
1. Ed McMahon dies and goes to heaven... Jesus gave him one wish.
"I wish the woman of my dreams was here to share this time with me."
Farrah Fawset dies and goes to heaven... Jesus gave her one wish.
"I wish all of the children in the world would be safe."
Michael Jackson dies and goes to hell.
2. After the M.J. death, his daughter did not have any idea of what to do with body. And since Michael jackson wanted to be cremated, the government was not going to allow that. that's because if m.j. were going to burn, the co2 from the plastic was going to pollute the earth. so instead they recycled his whole body and he was made into lego's. now the little kids can play with him
1. Ed McMahon dies and goes to heaven... Jesus gave him one wish.
"I wish the woman of my dreams was here to share this time with me."
Farrah Fawset dies and goes to heaven... Jesus gave her one wish.
"I wish all of the children in the world would be safe."
Michael Jackson dies and goes to hell.
2. After the M.J. death, his daughter did not have any idea of what to do with body. And since Michael jackson wanted to be cremated, the government was not going to allow that. that's because if m.j. were going to burn, the co2 from the plastic was going to pollute the earth. so instead they recycled his whole body and he was made into lego's. now the little kids can play with him
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Salitro
Guest
It's not wrong to make fun of Michael Jackson. Why? Because he's a cautionary tale about what happens when you try to fix something until it breaks. . .
Idk - not really a joke but I thought it was a funny observation.
Idk - not really a joke but I thought it was a funny observation.
*~!hi_there_!~*
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wanna hear a joke?
a mj joke?
well you're not getting it!
a mj joke?
well you're not getting it!
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Estephanie
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Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
The Great Whizzy Kiddo!
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How about Google-ing that...that would be a better option. You at least get direct hits.